We’re paying off a major debt this year and, as a consequence, living kind of hard. How hard, you ask? You know Great Value, WalMart’s knock-off generic brand? Well, we’ve discovered that Great Value has a knock-off generic brand: Clear Value.
Rough stuff, people, rough stuff. When you’re hoping the pancake taste drowns out the syrup, then you know you’ve entered serious territory.
Note, also, that like Keyser Soze, Clear Value has spent time in Skokie, Illinois.