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Wouldn't it be awesome if there really were exorcisms?

Theology For Dummies.

I mean, seriously.  No more of this guesswork, this having to have faith, this dogma. You could see Satan.  He’d be right there, spiritually assaulting some innocent.

How hard would it be to choose sides then?  Not very.  On the one hand you’ve got Lucifer and eternal damnation.  On the other, God and eternal paradise.  Simple.  Get thee behind me, Satan.  Every little boy grows up wanting to be an exorcist and the Vatican grows even fatter on a worldwide chain of crucifix and rosary shoppes.

Oh well.  Things would be a lot simpler if Legos were made out of chocolate, too, but we all know that ain’t going to happen.

Damn. I suck at theology.

 

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there really were exorcisms?

Theology For Dummies.

I mean, seriously.  No more of this guesswork, this having to have faith, this dogma. You could see Satan.  He’d be right there, spiritually assaulting some innocent.

How hard would it be to choose sides then?  Not very.  On the one hand you’ve got Lucifer and eternal damnation.  On the other, God and eternal paradise.  Simple.  Get thee behind me, Satan.  Every little boy grows up wanting to be an exorcist and the Vatican grows even fatter on a worldwide chain of crucifix and rosary shoppes.

Oh well.  Things would be a lot simpler if Legos were made out of chocolate, too, but we all know that ain’t going to happen.

Damn. I suck at theology.