Doc O’Donnell, Senior Editor at Dirty Noir, looks to be the reigning king of personal rejections. 8 full paragraphs about why my latest submission wasn’t going to work at Dirty Noir. Eight! That’s some fucking overtime, man. Needless to say, I’ll be taking another shot at it soon.
Shimmer, damn you, continues to tantalize with another nicely worded personal rejection. At one point, E. Catherine Tobler referred to one section of the story thusly: “This felt like a skillet over the head.” I appreciate the honesty, and I can handle it, believe me. Given that I’ve got 209 rejections in under a year, no doubt she’s not the only one. I really like Shimmer. I’d really like to be in. I’ll keep working on it.
Pulp Modern ain’t buying what I’m selling, but asked for more. So I complied.
My story does not meet the needs of Electric Spec at this time.
Black Warrior Review has read my submission &c.
Jobbed will pass.
South Dakota Review thanks me &c.