Caketrain, while thanking me for the opportunity to read my submission, has after careful consideration concluded that they are unable to publish my work at this time.
[kill author] certainly thinks it’s a well-told story, but on the whole, not suited for their journal.
Justice was served. Now get ready for the blowback, America.
And the black humor has already started. From a wonk on FB: Now I suppose the birthers will be asking for the long form death certificate.
(And here I was, posting about comfort food. That’ll teach me to go offline for a few hours!)
Fantasy thanks me, but it didn’t quite work for them.